My girlfriend and i discussing Maya and Emilys...
Me: Why would maya even act like that?
Gf: I don't know.
Me: I guess teenagers say stupid stuff like that.
Gf: Well shes like 30, she should know better!
mymomscreeping asked: The movie is called " After sex"
master posts: Award Season Master Post →
all-of-the-thingss: Here is everything that I can supply for your awards season viewing pleasure. If it’s really new, it might be a camvid or a I couldn’t find it. There are also a few shows I don’t have and a few that may not be complete. Deal with it. :) Other Uploads: Movies: …
IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT...
biggest-hunger-games-fans: INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS “UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.” At least they are different fandoms…There would be so much infighting in the Glee fandom. Finchel fans would be in solitary confinement because all the other ships would be beating up on them. Even ships from other fandoms.
We the jury find the defendant
OJ Simpson: Not guilty
Casey Anthony: Not guilty
14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee: There's a special place in Hell for people like you
SOPA EMERGENCY LIST. →
transponsters: meghanalefae: aprilstar-dance: SOPA Emergency IP list: So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown tumblr.com 126.96.36.199 wikipedia.org 188.8.131.52 # News bbc.co.uk 184.108.40.206 aljazeera.com 220.127.116.11 # Social media ...
rocksy-: I would really like to repeat last nights dream, too. Or even just continue it. Please. I feel like dream Hanna has kissed you more than I have lately :(
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
jealousyreport: damessiah: lovehhurts: is it even possible to get that amount of notes? Holy shit. The notes. I love humanity sometimes. HOLY FUCK THE NOTES. oh wow those notes! Let’s get to 190! wow, definitely worth the number of notes, but wow
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.